We planned how we would film our prelim. This is the script.
Robin: Holy moly Batman, I'm not feeling this costume.
Batman: So? I'm working. (Playing QWOP) God damn it what?
Robin: Well it's just that these tights are so tight that my bat bulge is showing. And it's attracting the wrong sort of thugs if you know what I mean. Look there's one now.
James: Hello. (Waves)
Batman: I've never had that problem.
Alisha: Hello. (Waves)
Robin: Lucky you, but my small bat package is only attracting thugs, even the Joker won't go near me. (Joker walks in)
Joker: I'm gonna rob a bank in - OH MY GOD. (Covers eyes and leaves)
Batman: Your point?
Robin: I need to look better! I look like a rent boy!
Batman: No.
Robin: I'm gonna go be Nightwing! (Runs off crying)
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